Jokes And Riddles?



Question by Paula H:

My dad overheard this the other night……….Man walks into pub.Orders a drink.Barman says, Gosh you are cheerful tonight….Man replies… So would you if you found out your dog was a locksmith………Man beside him says Whaaaah… Man replies. Well tonight I kicked him up the a*rse and he made a BOLT for the door….Booooom BOOOOOOOOOM

More questions & answers:

  1. Locksmith for cars?
  2. Have you ever accidentally locked yourself in or out of somewhere ?
  3. An Ex question.My ex I dated for 6 years got in a car wreck.We had been broke up six months?
  4. can he do this?

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Comments on Jokes And Riddles? »

jamie m @ 11:42 am

Very good. I really dig it lol.

Eric M @ 12:54 am

Thats not really funny it kinda sucks actually because people have to think to get it and those jokes are only funny if u are a locksmith or somehow related to the joke itself

saucygit2 @ 4:21 am

Brilliant to see the british sense of humour. Long may it last, and it is funny.

Dan Dan @ 8:22 am

Don’t get it

Ben H @ 2:20 am

Nice one. Made me laugh.

Frizz @ 12:02 pm

that sucked

Kay R @ 11:36 am

LOOK IDG IT THIS IS BS U KNO IT S*CKED

Dodie @ 2:29 pm

Some people got no sense of humour!!

Well Done! You made me laugh!!

10/10 Star on its way!! *

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