My neighbor locked his keys in his spacecraft and we are having trouble getting them out, any ideas/?
Question by John Galt:
My neighbor, I’ll call him ‘Jon” has a novelty spacecraft, strictly recreational, with the keys locked inside. Darndenst thing, we called a locksmith but he couldn’t figure out how to jimmy open a prole647 spacelock on the neutralizer. Any ideas on how to unlock the doors? Thank you for your times, fellow earthlings.
My neighbor, I’ll call him ‘Jon” has a novelty spacecraft, strictly recreational, with the keys locked inside. Darndenst thing, we called a locksmith but he couldn’t figure out how to jimmy open a prole647 spacelock on the neutralizer. Any ideas on how to unlock the doors? Thank you for your times, fellow earthlings.
More questions & answers:
By . Comment.
Comments on My neighbor locked his keys in his spacecraft and we are having trouble getting them out, any ideas/? »
use your plasma pistol to shoot that lock!
if that doesnt work, call area 51
I take it HAL is not “cooperating”?
you have to remove the flux capacitor first then open the door. but be carefull don’t break the muffle bearing while you are doing this if you do the h2o engine will stop working.
Step away from the punch bowl, there is something in it.
THis reminds me of Woodstock when they made the announcement to not take the yellow speed.. It was bad for you..
its a tough one
if the particle rearrangement drive wasn’t damaged on my teleporter I would’ve transported those keys outta there, so unfortunately I can only recommend a brick to the window…..OR you could try getting a life!
the prole647 has a retina scanner and voice recognition.look into it and say ‘boogie woogie’
without pictures, it is difficult to determine the proper way of opening his vehicle.
I do not see any matches on the Internet for a prole647.
You might want to take close up pictures of the keyway (where the key is inserted) of the lock. Bring these to a couple of locksmiths, and they should be able to tell you if they believe they can pick into the lock.
Common techniques of opening vehicles are unlikely to work. I imagine that the type of sealing of the door will not allow it to budge with the door closed. There is unlikely to be any way to work inside of the door.
If no locksmith is able to gain access, then it is likely that he will be forced to choose the least expensive part of the craft that he would be able to destroy and gain access to the keys. After this, it would be best if he obtained spare keys from either a locksmith, or if it is a very unusual key, from the prole647 manufactor. lacking a source for spare keys, he should put it on a chain around his neck so that there is no repeat of this problem.
call Scotty to beam me up and if that doesn’t work just blast the d-mn thing off into space and forget about it.
Never a spacecraft stealing Ferengi around when you need one. If anyone (or thing) can get them out, it would be a Ferengi.