“What is your occupation”?.?



Alex asked:

the judge asked the accused……”I am a locksmith, your honor” “Tell me exactly what you were doing in the jewellers @ 3a.m. when the police apprended you” asked the judge……”I was trying to make a bolt for the door, your honor” said the accused!!!!

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mimi @ 5:15 pm

hahaha a bolt for the door hahahahah

ஐDevஐ @ 5:34 am

hahahaha try this one

ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST

Count every ” F” in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
?
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The brain cannot process “OF”.
?
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious!
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes

♥Lily C♥ @ 12:15 am

Hahahah Nice joke.

V2R1 @ 2:58 am

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Great punning!!!

katie30 @ 5:35 pm

lol..that was funny. nice play on words.

BookGirl @ 9:56 am

He is a robber and was trying to make a “bolt” for the door. He was trying to get out of it. This is a very funny joke though.

Kay @ 2:11 am

hahaha! A bolt and nut. :)

0219 @ 1:05 pm

Nice play on words.

goombajoe @ 2:45 pm

lol good one

~perfectionist~ @ 2:14 am

nice joke..i am like lmao….

caroline3706 @ 7:01 pm

Love it, great joke!

Raisa @ 4:59 am

Ha, ha! LOL! So funny!!!

DefLeppardGirl @ 12:34 am

tha’s a good one!

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